<h1>And so...</h1>He's finally out of juice. Goose is all cute on a black blanket. He's absorbed into a fluffy zone. This is great.\n<img src="Goose_Sleep_BlackBlanket.jpg" class="left">
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 20>>\n<<endsilently>>Goose spends a good five minutes just licking the hell out of your arm while you try and browse twitter. Welcome to slobber hell.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Life_LickArm.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\nGoose's Will -20\n</div>
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose gets all lovey and decides to sleep next to you on the couch. Time to relax!\n<img src="Goose_Sleep_Couch.jpg" class="left">
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose doesn't calm down for a long time. He whines at you until he finally falls asleep at your feet. You feel a little bad, but at least he's shaped like a cute tortellini.\n<img src="Goose_Sleep_Computer.jpg" class="left">
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose is tuckered out. Aw, he can barely keep his eyes open. Little guy!!\n<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Sleep_Bed.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy + 5>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 15>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Ugh, just... just let me... ugh, just... come on, I know you want to go outside!<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Walk_CollarTry.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy +5\nYour Will -15\n</div>
<h1>And so...</h1>Patience pays off. Goose is asleep and you get to pet a puppy. Good boy, Goose.\n<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Sleep_WhilePetting.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose never really gets tired, but at least he calms down. You get to spend the night chilling out with him. That's pretty good! Maybe you can watch some TV without disturbing him.\n<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Sleep_Pet.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 15>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 5>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Wow, he's excited. He hates these elevator doors so much.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Walk_Elevator_Impatient.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -15\nYour Will -5\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $totalchoices = 10>>\n<<set $counter = 0>>\n<<set $goose_energy = 70>>\n<<set $goose_will = 70>>\n<<set $your_will = 50>>\n<<endsilently>>\nIt's afternoon on the weekend.\n\nA few months ago, you adopted Goose from your friend Carrie. Goose, a local trashdog, was playing in the street and eating garbage. Now he's your buddy and an incorrigible garbage mammal. You love him very much.\n\nIf you do a good job today, maybe he'll go to sleep at a decent hour.\n\n[[Let's find out.|GameLoop]]\n\n\n\n<p style="font-size: .5em"><i>Make sure your window is wide. Mobile devices won't work. Sorry!<br /><b>Warning: There's a scene in the game that has some flashing/strobing lights</b></i></p><img src="goose_title.png" class="left">
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 15>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 15>>\n\n<<endsilently>>The ultimate strategy: RECURSIVE TOY. Toys within toys! Goose's mind explodes into a thousand joyous dog-mind-shards.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Play_Log.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -15\nGoose's Will -15\n</div>
Goose made you lose it. You have the dog madness now. \n\n[[The End|Credits]]
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 5>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 15>>\n\n<<endsilently>>WHY DOESN'T HE CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE TOYS??<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Whine_Fish.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Will -5\nYour Will -15\n</div>
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose spends another few minutes running around the apartment. Eventually he decides to take a snooze on the guest bed. For now.\n<img src="Goose_Sleep_CuteBed.jpg" class="left">
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 15>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will + 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Ha ha whoa why don't we do this more often?<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Misc_IceCube.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -15\nYour Will +10\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 20>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Tip that wobbler. Scarf that kibble. You got the life, kiddo.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Misc_Dinner.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Will -20\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>It is way too early for this.<img src="Goose_Misc_Food_NOPE.jpg" class="left">\nGoose's Will -10\nYour Will -10\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will + 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Misc_Bone.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\nYour Will +10\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 15>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Goose wants to play. He doesn't care about food right now. I know, he's weird..<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Whining4.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nYour Will -15\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<endsilently>>Goose is very smart. He is so smart. Look at how smart he is. Wow <3.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Misc_Puzzle.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<endsilently>>Night-time walk with Goose. He blends into the shadows like some kind of canine vigilante. <video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Walk_Night.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 5>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will +5>>\n\n<<endsilently>>You treat Goose to... some time in a box? What's wrong with you? \n\nHa ha, look at that little guy.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Misc_Box.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -5\nGoose's Will -10\nYour Will +5\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<endsilently>>GOOSE DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT BONE. But he sure does run a lot.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Life_Run2.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\n</div>
<font size="16"><b>Black Dog, Black Blanket</b></font>\nby <a href="http://www.twitter.com/onidavin">Davin Pavlas</a>\n\n<i>Thanks for playing! There's a bunch of endings based on what your final stats are. The game isn't random, so maybe you can explore a bit! You'll probably notice themes around the impact of the actions. Try not to let your will hit 0. Goose is good at making that happen.</i>\n\n<a href="index.html">Play again</a>\n\n\n<div style="font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.1em;">Thanks to...\n\n<a href="http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/">Glorious Trainwrecks</a>, for the CSS templates. \n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/CarriePoppyYES/">Carrie</a>, for bringing this horrible dog into our lives. We love him. \n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/GoosePavlas">Goose</a>, for being a huge shit while I was making this game. I threw the squirrel a lot but he was filled with infinite energy.\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/LindsayPavlas">Lindsay</a>, for getting us to adopt Goose in the first place.\n\n<a href="https://soundcloud.com/meowski/meow-machine-original-mix">Meowski666</a>, for the wonderfully nightmarish song excerpted in this game.\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/dualhammers">Matt Duhamel</a>, for the most amazing gifs known to man. Hire him to make some. It's worth it.\n\n<a href="http://www.twitter.com/LorenBednar">Loren Bednar</a>, for never relenting with that Nicholson gif.\n\n<a href="https://twitter.com/Zerglinator">Zerglinator</a>, for making me write this title down a while back.\n\n\n\n\n<img src="zerg.png" style="width:400px">\n\n</div>\n<img src="victory.jpg" class="left">
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>TEMPLATE<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="TEMPLATE.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\nGoose's Will -10\nYour Will -10\n</div>
<h1>And so...</h1>Goose finally goes to sleep in your bed, long after you were hoping to get anything done today. At least he's really cute.\n<img src="Goose_Sleep_OurBed.jpg" class="left">
<<if $choice neq 0>><<display $choice>><<endif>><<if $choice eq 0>>Well, he's whining. That's a good start. What will you do?<<endif>><hr /><<silently>><<if $goose_energy lt 1>><<set $goose_energy = 0>><<endif>><<if $goose_will lt 1>><<set $goose_will = 0>><<endif>><<if $goose_energy gt 100>><<set $goose_energy = 100>><<endif>><<if $goose_will gt 100>><<set $goose_will = 100>><<endif>><<if $your_will gt 100>><<set $your_will = 100>><<endif>><<endsilently>><<if $your_will lt 1>>\nOH NO... YOU'RE OUT OF WILLPOWER...<<timedgoto "Madness" 2.5s>><<endif>>\n<<nobr>>\n<<if $counter eq 1 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 4:30. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 2 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 5:00. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 3 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 5:30. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 4 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 6:00. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 5 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 6:30. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 6 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 7:00. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 7 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 7:30. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 8 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 8:00. <<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 9 and $your_will gt 1>>It's 8:30. <<endif>>\n<<if $choice neq 0 and $your_will gt 1>>What will you do next?<br /><<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 0 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Cook)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore1"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Puzzle)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat1"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet1"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk1"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Donut)|GameLoop][$choice = "play1"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 1 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Computer)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore2"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Food)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat2"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet2"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk2"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Fish)|GameLoop][$choice = "play2"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 2 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Bathroom)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore3"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Peanut Butter)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat3"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet3"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk3"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Monkey)|GameLoop][$choice = "play3"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 3 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Couch)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore4"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Food)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat4"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet4"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk4"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Donut)|GameLoop][$choice = "play4"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 4 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Living Room)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore5"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Bone)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat5"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet5"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk5"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Fish)|GameLoop][$choice = "play5"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 5 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Office)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore6"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Ice)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat6"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet6"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk6"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Squirrel)|GameLoop][$choice = "play6"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 6 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Couch)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore7"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Dinner)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat7"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet7"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk7"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Tug)|GameLoop][$choice = "play7"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 7 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Book)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore8"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Box)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat8"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet8"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk8"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Squirrel)|GameLoop][$choice = "play8"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 8 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Relax)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore9"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Bone)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat9"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet9"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk9"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Squirrel)|GameLoop][$choice = "play9"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq 9 and $your_will gt 0>>\n[[Ignore (Twitter)|GameLoop][$choice = "ignore10"]]<br /> \n[[Treat (Log)|GameLoop][$choice = "treat10"]]<br /> \n[[Pet|GameLoop][$choice = "pet10"]]<br /> \n[[Walk|GameLoop][$choice = "walk10"]]<br /> \n[[Play (Limit Break)|GameLoop][$choice = "play10"]]<br /> \n<<endif>>\n<<if $counter eq $totalchoices and $your_will gt 0>>[[Well, it's 9:00...|Ending]]<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<nobr>>\n<<if $goose_energy eq 0>>\n<p style="line-height: 1.2em; 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Black Dog, Black Blanket
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Chillin' with a cool pup.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Walk_Chill.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\nYour Will -10\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 20>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Goose loves his babies. Goose kills his babies. Goose kills everything he loves, so far. Unnerving.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Play_Squirrel_Kill2.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -20\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 30>>\n<<endsilently>>I'm sure you didn't need whatever that was.<img src="Goose_Life_RuinBook.jpg" class="left">\n<div class="stats">\nYour Will -30\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 20>>\n<<endsilently>>LUCKY. Goose just tears ass around the apartment for a while. He dodges the clutter like it's an obstacle course. Why clean? The fates reinforce bad behavior in you.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Life_Running1.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -20\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 5>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Cal-i-for-nia dogs, they chill in palmy shade.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Walk_Sunny2.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy -10\nYour Will -5\n</div>
<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_will = $goose_will - 10>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will - 10>>\n<<endsilently>>You have to go to the bathroom. Goose will absolutely lose it if you close the door. You leave it open, and he chews his bone accusingly at you.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Life_Bathroom.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Will -10\nYour Will -10\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $goose_energy = $goose_energy + 10>>\n<<endsilently>>SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR.<video width="400" autoplay loop class="left"><source src="Goose_Life_DoorBark.mp4" type="video/mp4"></video>\n<div class="stats">\nGoose's Energy +10\n</div>
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<<silently>>\n<<set $counter = $counter + 1>>\n<<set $your_will = $your_will + 10>>\n\n<<endsilently>>Oh yes. Snuggles. Oh yes.<img src="Goose_Pet_Snuggles.jpg" class="left">\n<div class="stats">\nYour Will +10\n</div>
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